MB Humor Preference Survey

Thank you for your interest in taking the Humor Type Preference Survey, researching the relationship between humor preference and Jungian personality types such as defined by Isabel Myers-Briggs or Dr. David Keirsey. On completing the form, the survey program will guess your personality type from humor preference scores using unproven similarities between the interpretations of humor and personality test items. In order to include your data in our study we need to know your original personality type, if you do not know your four-letter type then please take one of the following free surveys, record your type designation and select the matching answer from the drop-down list:

HumanMetrix Jung Typology Test

Personality Test Center

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Keirsey Temperament Sorter

This questionnaire is a preference choice between two humor statements, please mark the statement which you find more humorous. On completing the survey, you will be able to read your personality type as measured by humor type preference scores and compare it with the direct original type.

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Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

Q: What did the egg say in the monastery? A: Out of the frying pan, into the friar. The devil can cite scriptures for his own purpose.

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done. I told my psychiatrist: I keep thinking about suicide. He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another without losing enthusiasm. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. Q: What do you get when you cross a breakfast food with a murderer? A: A cereal killer.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. I applied to work for a politician, he asked if I lie, cheat or steal. I told him: No but I�m willing to learn.

To achieve a great goal, one must begin with a small achievement. I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

The problem with some women is that they get excited about nothing and then they marry him. Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat.

A problem well stated is a problem half solved. If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

I told my parents I needed more space, so they locked me outside. A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

If you can't dance don't blame the dance floor. Keep quiet and people will think you are a philosopher.

Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave you an A just for not raising your hand. A woman confused her Valium with birth control pills, now she has 10 kids and doesn't care.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married- the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. The average person thinks he isn't.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. A friend sent me a post card with a picture of planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said: Wish you were here.

I don't want the cheese, I just want to get out of the trap. Go the extra mile, it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

One's own simple bread is much better than someone else's pilaf. Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

In Amsterdam airport urinals have image of a fly to aim at in the middle..in order to reduce spillage. Bucharest hotel: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous� everyone hasn't met me yet. Rome wasn't built in a day. That's because it was a government job.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

A blind man suddenly regained his sight, he got paralyzed from the joy. A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one.

I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue, Miss steaks aye can knot sea. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

Many people believe that the best government is the one that governs the least, by that standard the US set a fabulous one in Iraq. I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.

A thief went to rob a house couldn't find anything so he called long distance and left the receiver off the hook. There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. When asked about her boyfriend's occupation she said: He's not technically a lawyer but he's got three court cases next week.

Swiss nuns hospital: The nuns harbor all diseases and have no respect for religion. A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

George Bush... great president, or the greatest president? The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. He who doesn't hope to win has already lost.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

German hotel: All the water has been passed by the manager. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Just because the Pope is infallible doesn't mean he can't make mistakes. I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

The road to a friend's house is never long. Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice.

Sadly, all men are created equal. A dwarf wanted to commit suicide so he jumped off the curb.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mitts.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another without losing enthusiasm. The envious praise me unknowingly.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. I love defenseless animals especially in good gravy.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to. Sign in a church: For those of you who have children and don�t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Any day above ground is a good one. A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

Someone asked a stoned person: What's the quickest way to the hospital? He said close your eyes and cross the street. A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever.

Three miser friends went swimming, they betted whoever dives the least pays for supper; they all ended up dead. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in tell him checkbooks.

Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

I don't approve of political jokes: I see too many get elected. Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Some days you are the bug other days you are the windscreen. The policeman said: The answer to this will determine whether you are drunk: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

I don't suffer from stress, I am a carrier. He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.

Regular naps prevent aging especially when you take them while driving. UFO's are real, it is the Air Force that doesn't exist.

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Your name?
Your age?
Gender?	Male Female Reset
Your personality type?
Your email address for validation:	AT
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.	I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.	Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
Q: What did the egg say in the monastery? A: Out of the frying pan, into the friar.	The devil can cite scriptures for his own purpose.
A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.	I told my psychiatrist: I keep thinking about suicide. He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another without losing enthusiasm.	Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.	Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Hell is paved with good Samaritans.	Q: What do you get when you cross a breakfast food with a murderer? A: A cereal killer.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.	I applied to work for a politician, he asked if I lie, cheat or steal. I told him: No but I�m willing to learn.
To achieve a great goal, one must begin with a small achievement.	I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.
The problem with some women is that they get excited about nothing and then they marry him.	Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat.
A problem well stated is a problem half solved.	If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
I told my parents I needed more space, so they locked me outside.	A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
If you can't dance don't blame the dance floor.	Keep quiet and people will think you are a philosopher.
Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave you an A just for not raising your hand.	A woman confused her Valium with birth control pills, now she has 10 kids and doesn't care.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married- the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.	The average person thinks he isn't.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.	A friend sent me a post card with a picture of planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said: Wish you were here.
I don't want the cheese, I just want to get out of the trap.	Go the extra mile, it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
One's own simple bread is much better than someone else's pilaf.	Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
In Amsterdam airport urinals have image of a fly to aim at in the middle..in order to reduce spillage.	Bucharest hotel: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous� everyone hasn't met me yet.	Rome wasn't built in a day. That's because it was a government job.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.	The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
A blind man suddenly regained his sight, he got paralyzed from the joy.	A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one.
I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue, Miss steaks aye can knot sea.	An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Many people believe that the best government is the one that governs the least, by that standard the US set a fabulous one in Iraq.	I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
A thief went to rob a house couldn't find anything so he called long distance and left the receiver off the hook.	There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.	When asked about her boyfriend's occupation she said: He's not technically a lawyer but he's got three court cases next week.
Swiss nuns hospital: The nuns harbor all diseases and have no respect for religion.	A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
George Bush... great president, or the greatest president?	The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.	He who doesn't hope to win has already lost.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.	Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
German hotel: All the water has been passed by the manager.	Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Just because the Pope is infallible doesn't mean he can't make mistakes.	I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
The road to a friend's house is never long.	Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice.
Sadly, all men are created equal.	A dwarf wanted to commit suicide so he jumped off the curb.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.	Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.	You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mitts.
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another without losing enthusiasm.	The envious praise me unknowingly.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.	I love defenseless animals especially in good gravy.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to.	Sign in a church: For those of you who have children and don�t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Any day above ground is a good one.	A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
Someone asked a stoned person: What's the quickest way to the hospital? He said close your eyes and cross the street.	A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever.
Three miser friends went swimming, they betted whoever dives the least pays for supper; they all ended up dead.	If he asks what sort of books you're interested in tell him checkbooks.
Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.	If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
I don't approve of political jokes: I see too many get elected.	Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Some days you are the bug other days you are the windscreen.	The policeman said: The answer to this will determine whether you are drunk: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.	I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
I don't suffer from stress, I am a carrier.	He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.
Regular naps prevent aging especially when you take them while driving.	UFO's are real, it is the Air Force that doesn't exist.