Note 1 - Survey Jokes

1- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.�����������������������

2- Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice.������������

3- Go the extra mile; it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.������������

4- A dwarf wanted to commit suicide so he jumped off the curb.������������

5- If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.������������

6- Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.����

7- A child's wisdom: Never try to baptize a cat.������������

8- A child's wisdom: Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.������������

9- Some days you are the bug other days you are the windscreen.������������

10-The policeman said: The answer to this will determine whether you are drunk: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?��

11- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.������������

12- I love defenseless animals especially in good gravy.������������

13- Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to.������������

14- Support bacteria; they are the only culture some people have.������������

15- Every morning is the dawn of a new error.������������

16- UFO's are real; it is the Air Force that doesn't exist.������������

17- Better the devil you know.������������

18- Sign at the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.������������

19- If he asks what sort of books you're interested in tell him checkbooks.������������

20- Three miser friends went swimming, they betted whoever dives the least pays for supper; they all ended up dead.

21- I don't suffer from stress; I am a carrier.��� ���������

22- He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.������������

23- Regular naps prevent aging especially when you take them while driving.������������

24- I don't approve of political jokes: I see too many get elected.������������

25- My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I'm right.������������

26- A thief went to rob a house couldn't find anything so he called long distance and left the receiver off the hook.������������

27- Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.������������

28- The voice of a two year old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.������������

29- An idiot was painting the ceiling his mother said put a newspaper under your feet; he said I don't need it I can reach.������������

30- A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.������������

31- Closed mouth gathers no foot.������������

32- George W. Bush's new strategy: A timetable for the withdrawal of all Iraqis from Iraq.��� ���������

33- A child's wisdom: Listen to your brain it has a lot of information.������������

34- Someone asked a stoned person: What's the quickest way to the hospital? He said close your eyes and cross the street.������������

35- A child's wisdom: Never do pranks at a police station.������������

36- I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?������������

37- Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.������������

38- Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.����

39- Any day above ground is a good one.������������

40- Your potential? Leave it alone It is like your bank balance; you have less of it than what you think.

Note 2 - Categories of Jokes

Internalized Emotion : 1, 9, 17, 25, 33

�� Externalized Emotion : 2, 10, 18, 26, 34

�� Internalized Feeding : 3, 11, 19, 27, 35

�� Externalized Feeding : 4, 12, 20, 28, 36

�� Internalized SocioSex : 5, 13, 21, 29, 37

�� Externalized SocioSex : 6, 14, 22, 30, 38

�� Internalized Parenting : 7, 15, 23, 31, 39

�� Externalized Parenting : 8, 16, 24, 32, 40

Note 3 - RawData Legend: Female=1,Male=2

�� Under 15= 15

�� 16-25= 16

�� 26-35= 26

�� 36-45= 36

�� 46-55= 46

�� Over 55= 56

Note 4 - Raw data with pre-added category scores:

J.1 = Internalized Emotion = Score 1 + Score 9 + Score 17..etc..

J.2 = Externalized Emotion = Score 2 + Score 10 ..etc..

 

J.1,J.2,J.3,J.4,J.5,J.6,J.7,J.8,Gender,Age

17,23,9,10,11,9,11,13,1,15

11,13,11,12,13,12,8,7,1,15

9,11,15,15,12,8,8,11,1,15

15,20,7,7,10,11,9,7,1,15

19,23,13,15,12,15,9,12,1,15

9,10,13,10,14,21,11,9,1,15

14,17,8,9,11,9,8,10,1,15

13,15,17,16,18,17,17,16,1,15

7,8,10,14,16,12,9,14,1,16

12,16,13,16,16,19,19,10,1,16

17,11,14,15,18,16,14,17,1,16

11,17,16,9,19,16,12,15,1,16

12,19,23,17,25,23,22,20,1,16

9,18,9,10,15,19,9,15,1,16

17,16,13,12,15,8,9,10,1,16

15,15,12,15,16,23,16,18,1,16

17,15,16,16,15,15,15,15,1,16

15,22,17,17,18,20,18,16,1,16

23,18,21,22,15,14,15,21,1,16

13,19,9,12,8,12,7,6,1,16

21,23,7,12,10,10,5,5,1,16

15,14,12,13,16,22,20,18,1,16

10,9,19,19,15,22,23,22,1,16

17,16,16,17,20,21,18,18,1,16

6,9,15,7,18,19,16,16,1,16

15,16,16,19,20,21,17,18,1,16

22,16,11,17,13,22,18,15,1,16

7,13,9,9,11,17,14,12,1,26

8,14,9,11,12,16,14,13,1,26

15,25,13,15,13,20,16,13,1,26

11,17,9,6,10,13,11,10,1,26

10,9,12,11,11,13,14,10,1,26

16,23,9,11,9,14,13,11,1,26

0,0,7,8,7,8,6,5,1,26

8,14,8,10,12,7,5,5,1,26

12,15,7,6,6,9,7,9,1,26

18,23,13,11,16,17,17,15,1,26

10,11,15,15,16,14,14,16,1,26

13,16,21,19,21,24,20,15,1,26

17,14,14,12,19,17,11,16,1,26

21,25,11,8,10,13,7,9,1,36

13,18,5,7,5,6,5,6,1,36

14,19,13,9,15,19,16,16,1,36

18,22,18,10,9,15,15,13,1,36

10,12,16,13,16,20,16,20,1,36

9,14,10,12,6,10,8,7,1,36

13,16,6,9,8,10,11,7,1,36

18,16,11,13,12,15,13,10,1,36

18,19,23,15,21,19,24,25,1,36

12,13,18,16,15,19,21,17,1,36

5,12,13,6,13,15,16,12,1,46

11,13,15,17,16,18,11,12,1,46

18,17,16,10,15,16,16,14,1,46

17,17,19,16,21,19,20,19,1,46

14,19,16,18,19,19,22,18,1,46

10,14,12,13,10,13,13,13,1,46

11,13,10,7,11,14,15,9,1,46

11,22,10,8,7,9,6,7,1,46

20,21,15,17,10,18,16,10,1,46

9,15,9,9,15,19,12,9,1,46

15,22,15,20,18,21,18,17,1,46

8,19,9,6,10,15,16,17,1,46

15,14,12,14,16,15,19,18,1,56

10,14,9,7,15,16,12,15,1,56

12,19,11,11,9,10,11,11,1,56

8,6,8,5,11,12,9,8,1,56

9,14,11,8,13,15,15,11,1,56

13,24,13,8,14,12,14,10,1,56

19,17,11,7,18,21,20,15,1,56

12,22,14,8,12,14,13,14,1,56

11,12,16,14,19,19,22,22,1,56

8,14,8,10,8,12,13,7,1,56

14,17,10,7,15,16,12,11,1,56

15,19,17,13,18,17,15,17,1,56

11,19,8,12,9,12,6,6,2,15

7,9,12,14,10,10,8,9,2,15

6,13,17,15,19,19,15,14,2,15

12,17,22,13,19,13,17,13,2,15

18,19,11,10,7,11,12,15,2,16

9,23,9,8,10,12,13,16,2,16

17,18,15,8,13,13,14,8,2,16

8,17,22,19,25,21,20,20,2,16

12,10,15,14,19,22,18,15,2,16

11,17,11,18,19,22,18,15,2,16

11,15,20,20,16,10,11,15,2,16

17,18,16,23,18,17,18,15,2,16

12,19,10,10,11,13,9,10,2,16

22,22,15,14,13,10,13,12,2,16

8,6,13,13,17,15,15,17,2,16

9,13,23,22,23,23,22,19,2,16

15,16,10,11,13,14,15,15,2,16

8,10,10,14,19,16,22,14,2,16

6,5,9,11,9,13,17,11,2,26

8,11,11,16,17,22,17,20,2,26

15,20,21,17,20,23,15,19,2,26

12,21,16,18,15,19,21,20,2,26

15,20,17,17,22,20,19,16,2,26

9,10,10,10,12,18,14,10,2,26

22,21,16,13,19,18,17,20,2,26

16,20,7,6,12,13,8,6,2,26

13,22,17,17,16,16,15,12,2,26

6,10,5,5,6,5,5,6,2,26

12,13,11,11,10,10,14,11,2,26

6,8,10,12,13,15,8,9,2,26

10,12,12,10,13,12,9,12,2,26

12,13,16,12,16,17,15,15,2,26

9,16,18,16,17,20,18,19,2,36

13,14,14,11,18,20,14,16,2,36

12,7,15,16,13,14,14,18,2,36

7,11,16,14,17,21,17,16,2,36

14,20,15,15,14,19,13,13,2,36

12,22,14,13,13,16,17,11,2,36

18,11,10,10,7,7,9,9,2,36

20,24,17,14,15,20,19,17,2,36

6,8,24,19,25,23,24,24,2,36

12,15,19,19,19,20,23,24,2,36

5,6,9,9,12,12,10,11,2,36

15,15,21,23,22,24,19,19,2,36

8,13,16,13,16,22,16,20,2,46

15,18,12,12,11,14,12,11,2,46

21,21,17,18,19,17,17,22,2,46

16,15,19,19,17,18,16,9,2,46

14,12,15,9,15,10,21,13,2,46

11,16,14,15,15,20,22,19,2,46

6,10,13,14,18,19,18,21,2,46

9,12,19,19,15,21,22,17,2,46

18,20,15,11,13,16,14,11,2,46

10,12,17,15,17,18,20,18,2,46

13,12,16,13,16,16,14,14,2,46

16,16,13,19,15,18,17,17,2,56

20,24,15,15,15,16,15,15,2,56

16,18,14,15,19,20,19,19,2,56

12,16,8,9,8,9,8,6,2,56

6,7,19,18,20,21,21,18,2,56

22,22,22,21,16,21,22,22,2,56

14,15,11,9,16,8,9,12,2,56

15,17,15,13,14,12,14,14,2,56

13,17,14,8,13,16,17,17,2,56

7,24,15,15,15,14,14,14,2,56

14,12,10,13,17,18,13,17,2,56

15,21,14,17,16,18,17,20,2,56

10,9,8,7,13,16,19,14,2,56

13,10,19,18,14,21,20,16,2,56

15,11,16,15,17,13,14,14,2,56

14,20,20,16,17,20,20,17,2,56